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Asgard, Tomorrow

ODIN: My son—

LOKI: YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

ODIN: MY SON, why would you lurk in your transparent prison cell and torment your visitors with predatory mind games? Why would you do such a thing?

LOKI: I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU, ALLFATHER! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!