Source: metropolis-vanguard
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
also the meat name for cow flesh would be ‘beef’, ‘steak’ being a particular type of meat cut; similarly, it’s pork to pig, with bacon being a particular preparation for certain cuts
Source: followmehome
Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.
No bothers were given that day.
No bothers given.
No bothers.
(via mypoten)
my best friend goes to a catholic college and he just told me they are doing “papal march madness” they’re filling out BRACKETS and the people who pick the right cardinal can win prizes
my mother, a devout Catholic, sent me this on Facebook
wait how do you even do a bracket for this shit
it’s not like there are games
(via fauxkaren)
Source: maralie
BREAKFASTTOAST CRUMBLESNACKS! My god, is full of stars.
Frumious bandersnatch omg
Jabberwocky
I AM DYING.
so this just happened on AIM
WINGLEBERT SLAPTYBACK
SLUT BUN-WALLA
Source: returnofthemacspaunday
I wasn’t kidding guys this is pretty bad.
hahaha now that i have seen Thor this is much funnier to me
kate and i were talking about how instead of watching Thor be badass at Asgard we’d rather just watch a whole movie of him trying to fit in to human society and failing
then Captain America can show up and try to fit into 21st-century society and fail
it would be an awesome movie
For some reason instead of doing homework I decided that what I really needed to do was draw a map of the Fellowship’s feelings towards each other. No regrets. I do what I want, Thor.
Mark don’t look at this
That awkward moment when the Moulin Rouge is a Dalek with christmas lights and a fan on its eyestalk
what has been seen cannot be unseen
WE HAVE TO GO BACK, KATE.
Couldn’t resist….
Time can be rewritten… to include eyepatches!!!
YOU get an eyepatch! And YOU get an eyepatch! And YOU get an eyepatch! EVERYBODY GETS AN EYEPATCH!
(via keithjacks)
Source: textingsconesandmurder
The changes made to the new Star Wars blu-rays
I wish this wasn’t so accurate.
lens flaaare
(via fatladyfem)
Source: serjorahthormont
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