It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
also the meat name for cow flesh would be ‘beef’, ‘steak’ being a particular type of meat cut; similarly, it’s pork to pig, with bacon being a particular preparation for certain cuts
my best friend goes to a catholic college and he just told me they are doing “papal march madness” they’re filling out BRACKETS and the people who pick the right cardinal can win prizes
my mother, a devout Catholic, sent me this on Facebook
wait how do you even do a bracket for this shit
it’s not like there are games
BREAKFASTTOAST CRUMBLESNACKS! My god, is full of stars.
Frumious bandersnatch omg
I AM DYING.
so this just happened on AIM
I wasn’t kidding guys this is pretty bad.
hahaha now that i have seen Thor this is much funnier to me
kate and i were talking about how instead of watching Thor be badass at Asgard we’d rather just watch a whole movie of him trying to fit in to human society and failing
then Captain America can show up and try to fit into 21st-century society and fail
it would be an awesome movie
That awkward moment when the Moulin Rouge is a Dalek with christmas lights and a fan on its eyestalk
what has been seen cannot be unseen