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a note to all

panasonicyouth:

despite being done with my second tour (omg omg omg!!!), i’m not actually home?

so please stop sending me asks demanding or requesting that I immediately start posting more on Mark Watches or that I review more shows since I “have lots of free time now” because

like seriously

i’m not even home

Seattle (and northwestern Washington) is lovely. I’ll be home later, but I’m still busy as fuck and it’s becoming very stressful that people are constantly asking things of me over and over again without the slightest acknowledgment that perhaps I’d like to sleep in my own bed before I start doing more stuff for free on the Internet.

okay, back to writing and people watching in downtown Seattle. FOUR PERSON AIR HOCKEY TOURNAMENT LATER TODAY.

Seriously you guys

flapjackstate:

[image: Mark Zuckerberg in front of a Facebook logo].
theveganarchist:

sinidentidades:

Low-wage Facebook contractor leaks secret censorship list
A secret list curated by social network giant Facebook was published online recently after an employee for one of the company’s third-world contractors, upset at his poor working conditions and meager wage, decided to fight back.
The document reveals exactly what Facebook’s censorship brigade looks for on the social network, which boasts over 850 million users spanning the globe.
Referred to internally as the “bible,” the list prioritizes deletion of materials pertaining to Holocaust denial, graphic nudity, depictions of any sexual fetish, racial slurs and bullying — all of which are unsurprising — but a few of the other entries are raising eyebrows.
Namely, female nipples or even the impressions of nipples under clothing are unacceptable to Facebook censors, whereas male nipples are fine. Images of breast feeding, too, are forbidden if they show an exposed nipple. “Crushed heads” and mutilated limbs are also fine, so long as the person posting such images does not express delight and no internal organs are visible. The list specifically says that on this point, no exceptions would be made for news media.
Also verboten: images of bodily fluids, including ear wax and pus; dead animals; advocacy of violence; advocacy of eating disorders; racial jokes where “the humor is not evident”; and “any photoshopped images of people, whether negative, positive or neutral”; “pixelated or black-barred content showing nudity or sexual activity”; “digital/cartoon nudity”; and images of drunk or sleeping people with “things drawn on their faces.”
All that aside, images depicting marijuana use are fine, unless an individual appears to be growing, buying or selling the drug. “Art nudity” is okay, and so are videos of schoolyard fights — unless the video was posted with the intent to humiliate another user.
The list’s disclosure by gossip blog Gawker marks the first time that the public has been given a glimpse at the inner-workings of the planet’s largest social network.
Facebook has long been criticized by free speech activists for barring images of breast feeding and deleting accounts created by Palestinian resistance groups, but since it is a private company, Facebook is allowed to obstruct virtually any content it wishes.
The list also shines a light on Facebook’s darker underbelly: how it uses third-world laborers to police first-world content.
Amine Derkaoui, the 21-year-old Moroccan who leaked the document, claimed he was hired by a firm Facebook uses to outsource content policing, only to be paid $1 an hour for his efforts.
“They are just exploiting the third world,” he told Gawker.
Facebook’s media relations department did not respond to a request for comment.
Facebook’s application for an initial public offering (IPO) on the U.S. stock markets was valued earlier this month at somewhere between $75 billion and $100 billion, making it the largest IPO request ever. Shares in the company are expected to go up for sale later this year. Facebook said it made over $3.71 billion in 2011, largely from advertising fees.

When will they learn: you can keep secrets, or you can exploit your workers, but you can’t do both for long?

On a less serious note, I’m not sure they’re adequately policing “images of drunk or sleeping people with “things drawn on their faces.””

Or “any photoshopped images of people.”

flapjackstate:

[image: Mark Zuckerberg in front of a Facebook logo].

theveganarchist:

sinidentidades:

Low-wage Facebook contractor leaks secret censorship list

A secret list curated by social network giant Facebook was published online recently after an employee for one of the company’s third-world contractors, upset at his poor working conditions and meager wage, decided to fight back.

The document reveals exactly what Facebook’s censorship brigade looks for on the social network, which boasts over 850 million users spanning the globe.

Referred to internally as the “bible,” the list prioritizes deletion of materials pertaining to Holocaust denial, graphic nudity, depictions of any sexual fetish, racial slurs and bullying — all of which are unsurprising — but a few of the other entries are raising eyebrows.

Namely, female nipples or even the impressions of nipples under clothing are unacceptable to Facebook censors, whereas male nipples are fine. Images of breast feeding, too, are forbidden if they show an exposed nipple. “Crushed heads” and mutilated limbs are also fine, so long as the person posting such images does not express delight and no internal organs are visible. The list specifically says that on this point, no exceptions would be made for news media.

Also verboten: images of bodily fluids, including ear wax and pus; dead animals; advocacy of violence; advocacy of eating disorders; racial jokes where “the humor is not evident”; and “any photoshopped images of people, whether negative, positive or neutral”; “pixelated or black-barred content showing nudity or sexual activity”; “digital/cartoon nudity”; and images of drunk or sleeping people with “things drawn on their faces.”

All that aside, images depicting marijuana use are fine, unless an individual appears to be growing, buying or selling the drug. “Art nudity” is okay, and so are videos of schoolyard fights — unless the video was posted with the intent to humiliate another user.

The list’s disclosure by gossip blog Gawker marks the first time that the public has been given a glimpse at the inner-workings of the planet’s largest social network.

Facebook has long been criticized by free speech activists for barring images of breast feeding and deleting accounts created by Palestinian resistance groups, but since it is a private company, Facebook is allowed to obstruct virtually any content it wishes.

The list also shines a light on Facebook’s darker underbelly: how it uses third-world laborers to police first-world content.

Amine Derkaoui, the 21-year-old Moroccan who leaked the document, claimed he was hired by a firm Facebook uses to outsource content policing, only to be paid $1 an hour for his efforts.

“They are just exploiting the third world,” he told Gawker.

Facebook’s media relations department did not respond to a request for comment.

Facebook’s application for an initial public offering (IPO) on the U.S. stock markets was valued earlier this month at somewhere between $75 billion and $100 billion, making it the largest IPO request ever. Shares in the company are expected to go up for sale later this year. Facebook said it made over $3.71 billion in 2011, largely from advertising fees.

When will they learn: you can keep secrets, or you can exploit your workers, but you can’t do both for long?

On a less serious note, I’m not sure they’re adequately policing “images of drunk or sleeping people with “things drawn on their faces.””

Or “any photoshopped images of people.”

alexmuninn:

Symptoms of PMS:
Wanting to kill everyone in the world
EVERYTHING SMELLS BAD WHY
WHERE ARE MY M&MS
I WILL ANGRY FUCK YOU WITH MY AGRO PENIS
I know, I’ll vacuum out the couch cushions with the nozzle attachment, for ‘tis not Freudian at all.
Reblogging every animated Stephen Fry gif on my dashboard

EVERYTHING SMELLS BAD WHY
accurate

alexmuninn:

Symptoms of PMS:

  • Wanting to kill everyone in the world
  • EVERYTHING SMELLS BAD WHY
  • WHERE ARE MY M&MS
  • I WILL ANGRY FUCK YOU WITH MY AGRO PENIS
  • I know, I’ll vacuum out the couch cushions with the nozzle attachment, for ‘tis not Freudian at all.
  • Reblogging every animated Stephen Fry gif on my dashboard

EVERYTHING SMELLS BAD WHY

accurate

(Source: slowly-tongued-by-stephen-fry)

panasonicyouth:

beatonna:

Chris Brown is performing at the Grammy Awards and it’s a big fuss!  I had to remind myself why so I went and looked up this old newspaper from 2009.

kate beaton for president of my heart

panasonicyouth:

beatonna:

Chris Brown is performing at the Grammy Awards and it’s a big fuss!  I had to remind myself why so I went and looked up this old newspaper from 2009.

kate beaton for president of my heart

Why can no one make a decent vegan mint chocolate chip ice cream?

I just tried this brand and it tasted like eating toothpaste.

ALL I ASK IS THAT IT BE BOTH MINTY AND CHOCOLATEY. WHY IS THIS SO HARD

“The more you know, the more you Kohl’s”

gingerhaze:

is probably the worst slogan ever

RIGHT

gingerhaze:

I am just going to dress exactly like this if no one minds.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees men in awesome clothes and goes “can I haz them plz”

gingerhaze:

I am just going to dress exactly like this if no one minds.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees men in awesome clothes and goes “can I haz them plz”

(Source: pretentiousfashionblog)

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stfuconservatives:

sweetcommie submitted: “My friend (in blue) posted that excellent Daily Show clip that’s been making the rounds recently, the one about poor people needing to be taxed more/at all. My two responses are in green. The response in red is from someone I don’t know, a friend of a friend. The rage-inducing parts are underlined for reference. I opted not to say anything, though I am still practically shaking with rage. There are few conservative talking points that anger me more than that old “welfare queens” trope.”

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We got this on Saturday, but I wanted to save it for Monday when more people are around so it can get the maximum exposure it deserves. Red is playing the world’s tiniest violin for himself. “These taxes will affect me when I am rich and powerful!” You don’t know how your life will turn out. You don’t know your small business will succeed. Please don’t expect people to feel bad for you because one day you might be rich and oh, the taxes you’ll pay! If only the poor people barely scraping by on minimum wage had any idea how hard it will be for you!

And cool job hitting the Republican Mythical Stereotypes of “people on food stamps who still have nice things” and the vague “people working the system.” Truly, we need more public programs for self-indulgent assholes who plan on being successful one day in this country that just HATES business owners and corporations.

How about this: Until EVERY FUCKING PERSON in this country has enough to eat EVERY DAMN DAY, you DO NOT FUCKING COMPLAIN about people on food stamps and what they buy.

It is a humorous scene and it opens the door to any of them if they wanted to come back and do some more filming in the future.

- Billie Piper, Freema Agyeman and Catherine Tate all come back for cameo roles in Doctor Who - mirror.co.uk

(via Levi’s Latest ‘Go Forth’ Ad Romanticizes Youth Riots At The Wrong Time - Forbes)

I just saw this ad on Hulu, right after a Daily Show segment talking about the riots. This ad would be a disgusting co-option of vague notions of “rebellion” and “freedom” to sell a product in any case, but this is just appalling.

I just realized what I have to do tonight

I have to unpack all my boxes of books that are still packed from the move, because Mark is starting The Amber Spyglass tomorrow and I can’t be left behind.

Clearly I have my priorities in order

burdge:

fishingboatproceeds:

rachelhugsalot:

I LOVE YOU BURDGE.
I LOVE YOU A WHOLE LOT RIGHT NOW.

The Colonel, drinking milk and vodka, sitting on Pudge’s bunk. I love it.

oh my gosh. this is like 2 years old tho. D:
but i love your books so much!


WAIT WHAT
John Green has a tumblr
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED

burdge:

fishingboatproceeds:

rachelhugsalot:

I LOVE YOU BURDGE.

I LOVE YOU A WHOLE LOT RIGHT NOW.

The Colonel, drinking milk and vodka, sitting on Pudge’s bunk. I love it.

oh my gosh. this is like 2 years old tho. D:

but i love your books so much!

WAIT WHAT

John Green has a tumblr

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED

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Gibbs said he was unsure of whether he had experienced the new security measures, but suggested he probably had. “I’m trying to think,” he said. “Most of my travel is on Air Force One. I traveled to and from Atlanta a few weeks ago, and I thought I went through one of the AITs.

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Airport security uproar frustrates Obama advisers

I’m trying to think. Most of my travel is on Air Force One.

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