scyphoz0a submitted: I just….what?? Because a consenting adult is the same as a pizza.”
I feel bad for homophobes. It must be really hard to go through life thinking pizzas and dogs and chickens and young children are the same thing as a gay adult. It’s an epidemic among their kind. Simeon probably caught an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and wondered why five chicken drumsticks were painting a bathroom peach.
…That said, I would marry a pizza. Satan shoots and scores!SERIOUSLY! Although I tend to think it mostly shows a staggeringly poor view ofstraight marriage: all this gibberish about gay marriage paving the way for marrying children/animals/inanimate objects etc ONLY MAKES SENSE if you are parsing straight marriage as a formally recognised union between a human (which is largely being thought of as a man, afaics) and the thing that human wants to fuck.
If you are parsing straight marriage as a formal declaration of love and commitment between conselting adults with agency, then none of this “o noes bestiality/paedophilia/pizza-shagging!” stuff makes a single jot of sense. There is no segue. For this train of thought to work, you have to be thinking of women as objects men marry, rather than equal partners in the process.
OOOOOOOH THAT COMMENT ^^