I failed at posting this earlier SO I AM TRYING ONCE MORE. I have no idea who made the original, but it wasn’t me, so all credit goes to the original creator!
tagged with lord of the rings
So we’re liveblogging ROTK over there and someone posted this and omg
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Broship of the Ring cosplay!!!! Oh this just makes my life.
Brought to my attention by blackpooled, images found here. There’s no information about the cosplayers themselves, but if you’re there, come forward! I hope it’s okay to post this.
Yelling Captain Smith from Titanic quotes at the T.V every time Theoden is on screen is one of my favorite things to do while watching LOTR.
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE TITANIC SANK?
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It’s our own fault. We jestingly mentioned Gollum on the voting form for this feature, and lo and behold some wits out there (or at least half of them) promptly entered his name as a joke. At least, we’re assuming it’s a joke. Maybe they genuinely fancy him. After all, we suppose he’s got quite nice eyes, and his single-minded devotion to his quest is admirable – in a certain light. He recognises the importance of birthdays, which not all men do, and clearly has a wiry sort of strength and agility.
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The Sexiest Characters In Cinema - The Men | 10. Gollum | Empire | www.empireonline.com
HE RECOGNISES THE IMPORTANCE OF BIRTHDAYS
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fuck. FUCK!!!!!! I AM SERIOUSLY SO UPSET! I know y’all know this by now, but I love morally ambiguous or questionable characters like white people love The Help and THIS IS HURTING ME! I WANT MORE BOROMIR.
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I command you all to read this.
So many problems in Lord of the Rings could have been solved if Boromir had a sassy gay friend.
I actually almost choked reading this while trying to eat and attempting not to laugh at the same time, just to warn you in advance :D.
Mark showed up in the LOTR tag! :D
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They run across a toppling bridge. A BALROG rears up behind them.
GANDALF: It’s okay; I’ve got this one. Balrog, Flame of Udun, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the country of Middle-earth, I order you to cease any and all evil supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!
ARAGORN: Yeah, that ought to do it. Thanks, Gandalf.
BALROG catches GANDALF in his whip, and pulls him into the abyss.
FRODO: Oh my God, he killed Gandalf!
BOROMIR: That bastard!
- ‘The Fellowship of the Ring,’ Condensed Parody Version by Molly Ringwraith
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