The Hunger Games, condensed parody version
PEETA: Hey girl, hold my hand to soften up the crowd and give me strength in the ordeal to come?
KATNISS: Okay, whatever.
It works. The crowd loves that flamin’ couple!
PEETA: You’re so cute in flames, girl.
KATNISS: You’re so cute when you’re pretending you like me.
KATNISS kisses his cheek.
SHIPPERS: Wooo! I’m totally already on Team Peeniss! Whoa. I mean…Team KatPee! No. Um…guys? What do we call the team?
