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creedsthoughts:

Hoodrich

creedsthoughts:

Hoodrich

Very little foreplay is required, but in the event that insufficient moisture is available, artificial lubrication is available in your seat pocket or beneath the seat ahead of you. Make ample use of this lubrication, as it greatly enhances the experience and reflects in no way on your performance or her enthusiasm, and can be used as a floatation device.

- The Pervocracy: Orientation speech.

mrsyepiz:

Can’t sleep? Pippin understands.

mrsyepiz:

Can’t sleep? Pippin understands.

(Source: sleepyhobbitses)

croatoan:

thefantasticmrsfox:

i hope nicki minaj is the next doctor

scuse me you’re a hell of a guy 

so do you got a thing for phone booths that can fly

i mean, sigh, dont blink yo eyes

i can tell that you’re in touch with all dimensions and time 

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