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YOU GUYS Lindsay Lohan is winning by 34 votes right now. *bites nails*

“From the waist up she looks like a Hunger Games competitor: odd yet possibly practical neoprene tank top/wetsuit, a harness for tying herself into the highest tree, and a dragonfly totem that reminds her of, I don’t know, her district’s thriving and vital fly-swatter manufacturing plant.”