Cleolinda: The Avengers in Fifteen Minutes

FURY: Look, Coulson, I’d like to have a talk with you while everyone else is out heroing. This is a Joss Whedon Experience so obviously someone is going to bite it, and I don’t like your chances. Do you have eight days until retirement?

COULSON: Nope, I’m planning to work right up until the day I die.

FURY: Coulson, this is the kind of shit I’m talking about. Do you have a wife and/or kids? Do you have cherished pictures of them that you show to coworkers at emotional moments?

COULSON: Just my vintage Captain America trading cards!

FURY: Right… but are you in love with anyone besides Rogers?