I love Buddhist jokes.
“A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand. The vendor asks him what he wants, the Buddhist says “Make me one with everything.” He pays the vendor with a twenty; when he asks for his change, the vendor says “change must come from within”.”
Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?
A: Someone who is at two with the universe.Why couldn’t the Buddhist vacuum the corners? He had no attachments.
How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None, change must come from within.I was on a bus full of Buddhists on Sunday and I heard that first joke. Shaking my head, haha.
Besides the inaccurate schizophrenia joke, these are awesome. I love the vacuum one, hadn’t heard that before.
