January 2010
2009 in music - with downloads! →
“Olivia’s trying to be a Real Girl and not taking my calls, so I suggest...”
– Gossip Girl TV Show - How To Succeed In Bassness - Gossip Girl Recaps, Gossip Girl Reviews, Gossip Girl Episodes | TWoP
December 2009
“Kimberly, a 6-year-old in the custody of her grandparents, is facing eviction by...”
– Florida community wants to evict 6-year-old
“Oh, the howling across America when she said that shit, it was like Pongo and...”
– Enough About Eve - Gossip Girl Recaps, Gossip Girl Reviews, Gossip Girl Episodes | TWoP
I need a separate tumblr for Jacob Clifton quotes.
“I think one of the reasons why kids today have quarterlife crises is because...”
– Twenty Something: Instead of traveling, writing and trying to figure out what we want, should we be marrying and having babies? (via robot-heart) (via bmckinney) (via purpleprimate)
“April 29, 2006,” he said at the Second City reunion, eliciting laughs. “I still...”
– Colbert Dishes On Bush, Glenn Beck, and MSNBC - James Warren
Stephen Colbert reflects on the correspondent’s dinner speech with a Lord of the Rings reference because he’s made of awesome.
(via frogcynic)
The Regretsy After-Christmas Gift Exchange →
clientsfromhell:
Client: We are not moving forward with the project, the shopping cart doesn’t meet our needs.
Me: Ok there is still a balance due on the project that needs to be paid.
Client: We don’t see it that way, so we aren’t going to pay.
Me: Completed work does need to be paid for.
Client: Again, we don’t see it that way.
What do people even do in this situation?
“For years politicians of both parties have been crafting increasingly absurd...”
– Squaresville, USA: How to fix American politics, one right angle at a time - The Boston Globe
Turns out we can solve the bipartisan divide. With GEOMETRY!
(via frogcynic)
What song was #1 the day you were born?
dkpalmer13:
mutedheartbeats:
iron-on:
rambutan:
gonadsgo:
Billy Vera & the Beaters - At This Moment
Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting. hahhhh
Sinead O’Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U
Jacob’s Ladder - Huey Lewis & the News
Rock Around the Clock - Bill Haley and His Comets (Yes, I am older than dirt.)
Irene Cara - Flashdance… What a Feeling
No wonder I like dance...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Girl Talk (8)
The New Pornographers (6)
Mates of State (6)
Neko Case (6)
Tori Amos (5)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Setting boundaries in 15 words or less →
(via gauntlet)
immd:
In class we were doing an “alchemy” lab in chemistry–one of the steps was to say “abra cadabra”. Instead, one boy shouted “AVADA KEVADRA” and got sent to the corner, with a sticky note that said Azkaban. IMMD.
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… Good thing he did, he pronounced Avada Kedavra wrong. – k
“More often than not, any discrepancy between law and enforcement of said law...”
– amandaw wins at commenting. (via challyzatb) (via thecurvature)
I think it’s far more likely that men of a certain skin color (or an array of certain skin colors that are all darker than pinky-peach) will be the ones who have the hardest time getting into the bathroom. Flight attendants have a bad...
“Bella’s options, as New Moon portrays them, are essentially to become a...”
– New Moon and domestic violence - Feministing
I would totally read fic about Bella and Emily baking muffins for each other. If you know what I mean.
“Living up to your potential” is a phrase from a grade-school report card....”
– Living up to your potential is BS (emphasis mine)
“I saw a tweet about this that was too perfect for words: “TSA: Protecting you...”
– Commenter on Feministe. LOVE IT. (via amandaw) (via thecurvature) (via lemdi)
“This is what leads us to believe that there is nothing the white male cannot...”
– three rivers fog » Creative diversity
“[I]f “preventing” ADDICTION!11 in able-bodied people via endless hand-wringing...”
– FWD/Forward » Does Outright Speculation Make This Disabled Feminist Angry?
“Hipsterism and post-hipsterism are synonymous with irony. Cool, urban youth wear...”
– Die Already, King Kong Racism: Lady Gaga Edition | Racialicious - the intersection of race and pop culture
Though Saint Nicholas of Myra is the inspiration...
giftedboi:
ohyeahfacts:
Hope everyone who celebrates had a Merry Christmas.
(source)
“Your childhood was a lie! …happy holidays!”
Not actually a fact.
“And the housewives, most of them decided, “No more carts for me. I have been...”
– The Story of the Shopping Cart » Sociological Images
Is it Christmas? →
“MKE has got a lot of what NYC has, except just one of each instead of a...”
– —a friend’s brother (via lumieresvives) (via fuckyeahmilwaukee)
But on the other hand you can’t get anything delivered after 10pm except Jimmy Johns.
Just kidding, I still love you Milwaukee.
