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untitled by .tom troutman. on Flickr.

notmattsmith:

nine: don’t wander off

ten: don’t wander off

eleven: don’t wander off

twelve: 

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Gus, don’t be a gooey chocolate chip cookie.

therealladyhawkins:

bethrevis:

Remember that one time I was on a panel at DragonCon about morally ambiguous characters in Harry Potter, and I said “Severus Snape wasn’t morally ambiguous, he was just a dick,” and most of the people were like NOOOOO and ready to fight me, but there were a few in the crowd who were just like: 

Always. As in, “Snape was always a huge dick.”

Anonymous asked

Is it racist that you're so biased and one-sided that you claim to be an authority on racism?

yoisthisracist answered

I love how racists always describe being against racism as being one sided. Hey dumbfuck, only racists worry that the racist point of view is under-represented.

anneymarie asked

I've seen people defending the "Death to Jews" name by complaining that if they change that, they'll have to change all the Spanish and Latin American places called "Matamoros" ("Moor-killer" or "Moor-slayer"). So? Change them too, dicks.

yoisthisracist answered

Haha, yeah, like, “oh, if we start fixing racist things, we’re gonna have to fix ALL the racist things waaaaaaaaah.”

Anonymous asked

In a recent study, they found that for every 100 people claiming to be abducted by aliens, 99 of them were white. Are white people crazy or are the aliens racist?

yoisthisracist answered

You know what, I’ll buy that: racism against white people is as bad a problem as alien abductions.

Anonymous asked

Racists. Can't live with them, can't live in their neighborhood unless you meet their arbitrary standards of skin color.

yoisthisracist answered

This is kind of long, but I feel you.

Anonymous asked

So Ferguson hired an all-white PR team. If they're any good, their first advice would be WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HIRE US OF ALL PEOPLE

yoisthisracist answered

ONE GOOD WAY TO APPEAR LESS RACIST IS TO STOP ONLY PUTTING WHITE PEOPLE IN POSITIONS OF POWER MAYBE???

Anonymous asked

i just watched casablanca for the first time, and even though the only black character was the musical entertainment, he had a more significant role and more lines in a movie from 1942 than all of the (3? 4?) black characters on the walking dead combined. our shit is more racist than a fucking movie from the 40's. and that bar is low.

yoisthisracist answered

That is some sad shit.

Anonymous asked

Total number of high-powered firearms donated to young black kids to defend themselves from tyranny by second amendment fanatics? 0.

yoisthisracist answered

Gun assholes would be a little less laughable if they even once pretended to care even a little bit about the only people who actually suffer violent government oppression.

Anonymous asked

You know what would ruffle a few racist feathers is if someone wrote an article about the drugs Joan Rivers or Robin Williams did and concluded they were "no angel". :p

yoisthisracist answered

It would already be a huge step forward if they stopped describing white murderers in more sympathetic terms than black victims ALL THE FUCKING TIME.